SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
love her
she’s such a role model
YESSS! EVeryone should stop shopping at this terrible place! Who’s with me!?
for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket
better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then
IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT
ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS
(Source: msthiefoftime)
i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
Coming soon to our Tumblr and a TV near you… we’re going to be live GIFing the 2013 Billboard Music Awards!
Watch the 2013 Billboard Music Awards Sunday, May 19 at 8|7c on ABC.
I can’t wait to watch it tonight!
- every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

